“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.”
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'