“And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.”
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable that's survival.
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
