I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. — Quoted

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“I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.”

Demetri Martin · Funny

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

Good

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I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'

Loneliness

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Time

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40, 000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

Funny