“But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.”
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I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.