“Polite conversation is rarely either.”
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.