“Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.”
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.