“If you're going to America, bring your own food.”
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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
Polite conversation is rarely either.