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“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”

Fran Lebowitz · Teen

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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.

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