“If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.”
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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.