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Joan Rivers · Food

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

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Never floss with a stranger.

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

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