“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”
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What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.