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“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”

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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

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You're only as good as your last haircut.

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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.

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