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“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”

Fran Lebowitz · Life

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

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