Never floss with a stranger. — Quoted

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“Never floss with a stranger.”

Joan Rivers · Funny

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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

War

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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

History

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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

God

Joan Rivers

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

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