“Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.”
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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.