“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
