“He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.”
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.