“Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.”
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.