“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.