“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.