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“Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?”

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Let's face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

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To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

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