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“Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'”

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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

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