“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
