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“Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.”

Erma Bombeck · Medical

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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Women

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

Age

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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

Dreams

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Life