Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty… — Quoted

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“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”

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Phyllis Diller Age

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Phyllis Diller Best

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Phyllis Diller Anger

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller Anger

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.