“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.”
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.