I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they… — Quoted

“Quotes”

“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.”

Mitch Hedberg · Dreams

⇩

Show me another

Tip: press → for another quote, C to copy, S to share.

Mitch Hedberg

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

Car

Mitch Hedberg

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

Good

Mitch Hedberg

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

Morning

Mitch Hedberg

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Cool