Yogi Berra

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

The future ain't what it used to be.

I don't mean to be funny.

I never said most of the things I said.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?