Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. — Quoted

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“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”

Yogi Berra · Sports

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Yogi Berra

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

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Yogi Berra

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

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Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

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A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

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