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Jeff Foxworthy Dad

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Jeff Foxworthy Dad

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

Jeff Foxworthy Change

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy Car

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

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Lots of people say to me, 'I completely hate Busted'. That's completely cool with me. I understand why.

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