“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
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Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.