“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.”
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Age is how we determine how valuable you are.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor.
I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.