“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
