“Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.”
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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.