“I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.”
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.