It goes without saying that you should never have more children than y… — Quoted

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“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.”

Erma Bombeck · Car

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Erma Bombeck Courage

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Erma Bombeck Car

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Erma Bombeck Age

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

Erma Bombeck Courage

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.