“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
