“Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.”
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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.