“When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.”
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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.