“Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.”
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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.
It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!