“All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.”
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.