“Older women are like aging strudels - the crust may not be so lovely, but the filling has come at last into its own.”
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At the root of many a woman's failure to become a great cook lies her failure to develop a workmanlike regard for knives.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
It is true that a fellow cannot ignore women - but he can think of them as he ought - as sisters, not as sparring partners.
It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians.