It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians.
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?
We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.
Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
The power of visibility can never be underestimated.
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it.
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with.
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative, arty, fun and cool.
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change.
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.