“Women love a self-confident bald man.”
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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.