“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?”
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
