“There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.”
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.