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“For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.”

Phyllis Battelle · Wedding

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Ron Ben-Israel

When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme.

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Helen Rowland

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

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Kathy Najimy

I'd hesitated to have a wedding because my gay and lesbian friends don't have that right.

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Selma Blair

A wedding is such a girl thing.

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