“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”
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Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.