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“Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.”

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

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