“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.